"And Peter didist go to bed feeling fine and rightous in his decision to eat the Angel Gabriel's box of Thin Mints. But lo, the Angel Gabriel, being kind of a dick, didst totally flip out and dump an aquarium on Peter's head.

And Peter, awoken from his slumber by a great flood and numerous things which creep upon the sea's bottom, did say "Oh lord! It dost rain giant fucking octopi and starfish and shit! The Old ones have woken from their slumber and returned to claim the land as their own!"

And Peter did scream about things unseen till morn.