Saturday, May 10, 2014


Things in heaven were always awkward for Peter. For one, they gave him the smallest banners imaginable. I mean honestly, they were more like napkins on sticks. But the real killer was that his robes didn't have pockets and he just didn't know what to do with his hands. The arm rests on his throne were way too low to be comfortable so he spent half the time just sort of holding his hands awkwardly in front of him. And then all the angels thought he wanted high fives and everything was just terrible.