"And the Angel of the Lord did put the Horseman of Pestilince in a headlock and commanded "Sayth Unkle! Sayth Unkle!"

And the Horseman, much vexed by his brother's actions, did say "I will tell Our Father and he shall lay upon you a mighty plague of asswooping."

But the Angel feared not, for he knew that His Father was drunk on cheap vodka and would sleepth to the dawn. He did then inflict upon the Horseman the plague of "Pink belly" and the Horseman lamented for he knew is Lord had forsaken him."